Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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