who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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