yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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