just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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