I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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