i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
His nipple licking is glorious
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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