is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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