So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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