real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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