I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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