I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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