The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
