There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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