I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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