she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
