Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It's blow job season.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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