i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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