Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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