People with herpes should wear stickers.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Holy shit dude........stairs
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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