problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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