I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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