You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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