I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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