saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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