Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
