no you cant smoke seaweed
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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