good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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