Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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