One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
