What a fucking waste of an outfit
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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