I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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