you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
