Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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