Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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