It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Randomize
