I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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