Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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