This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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