Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
