I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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