hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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