Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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