Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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