I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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