and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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