So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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