So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I will be naked everywhere
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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