I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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