You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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