think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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